tendollardog the original

Brian sees a sign in front of a house:  

talking dog for sale

    Intrigued, he rings the bell and the owner shows him the dog.

     “What’s your story?” Brian asks the dog.

    “I discovered I had this gift when I was just a pup,” the dog says.  “The CIA signed me up, and soon I was jetting around the world, sitting at the feet of spies and world leaders, gathering important information and sending it back home.  When I tired of that lifestyle, I joined the FBI, where I helped catch drug lords and gunrunners.  I was wounded in the line of duty, received some medals, and now a movie is being made of my life.

    “How much do you want for the dog?” Brian asks the owner.

    “Ten dollars,” he says.

    Brian can’t believe it.  “Why on earth would you sell that remarkable dog for so little?”

    “Because,” the owner says.  “He’s a liar.  He didn’t do any of that stuff.”

Milo, also known as Alabamadog.  R.I.P.